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Once again edited the last one. Possibly you need to reload the page to see the new version. Just saying.

The original idea for this one was to make a pic where they both jump the bridge. Sort of a Thelma&Louise-moment. But I like it as it turned out now.

IndoctrinatorKolya: The last two were a bit over the top, don't you think? Insulting Ms. Dahlström and God in just one day is more than even I expected you to be capable of...
DirtykidKolya: I didn't insult anyone. Next thing you're gonna tell me god hates fags, huh?
IndoctrinatorKolya: Of course not but ...
WizkidKolya: Hey has anyone seen my ninepointfivemillimetercrossrecessscrewdriver?
SmugkidKolya: The Marylin Manson one was also gross!
DirtykidKolya: You shut up! You couldn't make a pic if your public image depended on it.
WizkidKolya: Ah, there you are! Need you for the next installment...
IndoctrinatorKolya: (singing) You're coming off aggressive again, DirtykidKolya...
SmugkidKolya: Besides you didn't make them alone DirtykidKolya. In fact WizkidKolya had the most work with it.
DirtykidKolya: He was just carrying out my orders. No need to pull him in, smugface.
WizkidKolya: I was never allowed to see the endproduct! I wonder why ...
IndoctrinatorKolya: Hush.... Well why do you think, nobody comments on the pics anymore then, DirtykidKolya?
WizkidKolya: Technically they're perfect...
DirtykidKolya: Because they're lazy bastards?
SmugkidKolya: Typical. It's this attitude of yours why you have no friends.
IndoctrinatorKolya: I think I just heard detention room calling for you DirtykidKolya!
WizkidKolya: Eh? I heard nothing. Gotta check my recordings though.
IndoctrinatorKolya: You record everything we say??
WizkidKolya: Sure thing.
DirtykidKolya: What do you do with the recordings?
WizkidKolya: Um... I put the transcripts online at fa.com...
Everyone else: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
SmugkidKolya: Actually I knew about this.

wow, you really have a lot of free time

WizkidKolya: No, we only spend 10.75 min (daily average) on the creation of ...
SmugkidKolya: I don't think he's interested in the exact figures, you know?
IndoctrinatorKolya: To answer your question arkzsomerandomnumber: I try my best to keep the kids busy. If I didn't all hell would break loose around he.. HEY DIRTYKIDKOLYA!!! STOP! DON'T POST THAT PIC! DON'T POST THAT PIC!

DirtkidKolya: (singing) NO MILK TODAY...MY LOVE HAS GONE AWAY...
WizkidKolya: If there's gonna be no picture today, can I meet my chessclub online?
DirtkidKolya: Off...Off you pop!
SmugkidKolya: You ran out of ideas pretty fast.
DirtkidKolya: Oh spare me that! You don't have any ideas whenever.
SmugkidKolya: That argument is getting old soon. Also I'm not you. I don't have to be so supercreative.
DirtkidKolya: Go away, I need to think over my financial situation.
SmugkidKolya: Maybe I can help the poor artist...
DirtkidKolya: Yeah, you could give me some money.
SmugkidKolya: You know it wouldn't matter, as we are the same person unfortunately. But if you wouldn't interfere so much anymore, I could earn some money for both of us. Sound good?
DirtkidKolya: What do you mean: interfere?
SmugkidKolya: Well just if you wouldn't show up anymore. That would help.
DirtkidKolya: Get off! Everytime you try to be clever you just come off as fucking scary.
IndoctrinatorKolya: Hey kids, wassup?
DirtkidKolya: Nothing.
SmugkidKolya: Nothing.
WizkidKolya: I won! I won! I AM THE WINNER! Mwahahahahah!!!

may I ask what program you are using to edit these pictures?

DirtkidKolya: WizkidKolya, that one is yours...
WizkidKolya: Ah, that'd be photoshop.
SmugkidKolya: ...as explained in the 2nd post!

Detention room.

Don't cut yourself.

WizkidKolya: This forum's as dead as a dead pony. It was bound to happen. This may have once been a place where interesting discussions happened. But 8 years is a long time for a movie to have hit the screens. And you cannot pretend it ain't so anymore. Posting these pictures won't help.
DirtkidKolya: I know.
WizkidKolya: It's like waving with the dead pony's legs. You just keep everyone from realising it's dead.
DirtkidKolya: I know.
WizkidKolya: Then let's go to some place else. I'm sure we could find a pit where your art and humour is appreciated.
DirtkidKolya: No.
WizkidKolya: ???
DirtkidKolya: Wiz, have you ever seen Indiana Jones and the last Crusade? Indy has to go thru all kinds of shit, nazis chasing him, a woman turning against him, his father being shot, ancient evil traps... And when he finally reaches the chamber of the holy grail, there's this grey knight who has been there, waiting thru all ages for someone to come and ...
WizkidKolya: And you think you are that ancient knight? Protecting the holy grail of whatever? But this knight had nowhere else to go! You have!
DirtkidKolya: Okay yeah, but let's just stay for a little while and see what happens, okay?
WizkidKolya: Sure. Wave the pony pal. Wave the pony.

hej Kolya!
i like your pics very much! :-)