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DMt. wrote:...hypnosis...

Bex has been listening to a wonderful "auto-suggestion" cd.
Ian must have been eavesdropping.

I wondered why I started clucking like a chicken.

Ian wrote:...clucking...

Phew!
For a moment there I thought you said.....

Poor innocent Sandra is shocked.
Shocked I tells ya.

I think she's just in awe of my wit, personally.

Ian wrote:...she's just in awe of my wit...

I think you may be right.
What's that Bex?
Oh, half right.
Because he's a half w..
No Bex, you can't say that about Ian.
That's not nice.

If I had a penny for every time I heard that...

Bex: "What's a "penny" miss?"
Miss: "A small insignificant amount of money Bex. Why do you ask?"
Bex: "I think Ian just said he wants to spend one. I hope he doesn't do it in public."

Only in official shops.

Bex said: "...I hope he doesn't do it in public."
Miss: "At least put it away when you're finished Ian.



Bex's class has yet to learn not to laugh and point at the same time.

I get that response everywhere I go regardless.

Bex confesses at last.
"I cannot tell a lie Miss, it's all Ian's fault."

It's true, it always is.

"So, I heard Fish had a birthday coming up, and I just thought........"
#idealbirthdaypresent

Clearly fish hasn't seen Seven.

Ian wrote:Clearly...

Are you telling me that Sophie is a serial killer?


Sophie: "Ian, are you spreading nasty rumours about me?"