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Ian wrote:...you must admit.

Bex thinks it was much more fun when Fish wore the bear costume.
Little does she realise it was no costume.

A Robin Williams lookalike, eh?

Maybe he was a Fish lookalike.


It's the ears you know.
They all love the ears.
Scritchy, scritch.

Fish clearly wants me to think of something funny to say about ears, but I won't hear of it.

Ian almost wrote:...but I won't 'ear of it...

I see what you almost did there.


Bex is looking a bit smug.
She's up to something, I can tell.

I don't think we'll need three guesses.

Well she sure fooled me.
A swim!
That was Bex's big secret.

What possible attraction .......?

I can think of some.

Bex: "Yes, I know this is a lake, while it looks like Alex is in a pool.
But I'm sure Fish has already constructed an alternate reality to compensate for this anomaly."

Alternate realities are the best.

Ian wrote:Alternate realities...

No Bex!
Don't do it.
I'm sure Ian wouldn't want you to just flaunt yourself in front of Alex.

Perish the thought.

Ian wrote:Perish the thought.

Indeed.
We all knew Ian was too nice for lascivious thoughts like those.


Bex: "Well that's it. If Alex isn't going to wait around for me I'm going to put my clothes back on and go home."

Alex must be a lot dumber than I thought.

Ian nearly wrote:Bex must be a lot dumber than I thought.

Evil Ian and evil Fish try to shield Bex from the tragic news about Alex.