Here's some pics

[Ian]

It's nothing like her!

[snaps]

It's nothing like her!

Mmmm well I'll leave you to your delusional ponderings.

Fish, put the kettle on, a very hot strong sweet mug of tea for Ian. He's in a state of shock and denial Yes and call emergency services, a protracted period of psychotherapy may be required

*slaps Ian with a wet fish* FFS she's fr**king drop dead gorgeous.

Sorry we mere females don't meet your exacting standards not to age any and acquire the odd wrinkle

*replaces brown paper bag over my head*

[fish]

It's nothing like her!

Mmmm well I'll leave you to your delusional ponderings.
Fish, put the kettle on, a very hot strong sweet mug of tea for Ian. He's in a state of shock and denial Yes and call emergency services, a protracted period of psychotherapy may be required
*slaps Ian with a wet fish* FFS she's fr**king drop dead gorgeous.
Sorry we mere females don't meet your exacting standards not to age any and acquire the odd wrinkle
*replaces brown paper bag over my head*

I disagree with Ian in one major respect. She is like her in that they are both "drop dead gorgeous".
Who is she? Where is she? Why isn't she here with me?
If I can't have Rebecka or snaps she'll do very nicely.

Ian, the ambulance is on its way. They're looking for someone with the imprint of a fish on their head.

[Ian]

Snaps, what on earth are you dribbling about? The girl in the photo is certainly attractive, but there is no way in the steaming fires of Hades that it's Rebecka!

[snaps]

Snaps, what on earth are you dribbling about? The girl in the photo is certainly attractive, but there is no way in the steaming fires of Hades that it's Rebecka!

Wheres that emoticon for bowing down? You were right and I was w, - wr, -wro, -wron, errr misled. i've found out more. The picture is of Caroline Blomst, a fashion editor and model. Truly gorgeous of course. Specialises in naturalistic streetscene settings for shoots. That kinda threw me, as it doesn't look all posed and that. But why are the guys not taken in? Do you have x-ray vision or something I don't? Serves me right for being distracted from w-o-r-k. Grrrr. no excuses now, nose to the grindstone, shoulder to the wheel for me from now on.

[fish]

Wheres that emoticon for bowing down? You were right and I was w, - wr, -wro, -wron, errr misled. i've found out more.
Serves me right for being distracted from w-o-r-k. Grrrr. no excuses now, nose to the grindstone, shoulder to the wheel for me from now on.

Just a little gift to console you for having to deal with those horrible "W" words.


and her name is Caroline Blomst.

[Ian]

Tee hee Snaps.

I'm more perplexed as to why you were thought it was Rebecka to begin with? I genuinely can't see any resemblance!

[fish]

Tee hee Snaps.

I'm more perplexed as to why you were thought it was Rebecka to begin with? I genuinely can't see any resemblance!

I must be much more suspicious of snaps' motives than you.
I immediately assumed she knew the picture was not Rebecka but just wanted to post a pic of a "drop dead gorgeous" girl. And I for one thank her for that.

[Ian]

That would make more sense.

But that's what the "anything else" section is for. She can always create a "Fitties Thread" or something.

[Ian]

I'm rather fond of this little piece of photographic trickery:

[fish]

I'm rather fond of this little piece of photographic trickery:

WTF
Did you find this or make it yourself?
It's very cute.

[Ian]

One of my own, I'm rather proud to say. One of my better efforts at this sort of thing, though it took two separate pieces of software to do it!

[fish]

Bit of practice and you'll be able to make an entirely new and different film out of all the old Rebecka and Alexandra clips you have around the place.

Can I order a copy now?

[Ian]

LOL I'd love to, but THAT sort of software is well out of my price range!

[snaps]

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Some old pics, no comments necessary. Sorry if these are repeats