My Rebecka Dream

[Ian]

Magnus, sorry mate, but that most definitely WAS porn!

[fish]

Rebecka awakes after a terrifying nightmare.

Still waiting for a certain phone call, she had hoped her sleep would take her to Australia again, to renew contact, to make sure her feelings were reciprocated. She hoped.

Instead she found herself seemingly under attack by some sort of red creature wielding what looked like a croissant.
Even more frightening was that this was not the first time.

What on earth would her psychiatrist make of all this.

[snaps]

Are you off your meds again?!

Had a wierd one last night. Dreamt I was having a sleepover with Oskar out of LTROI. Problem was every time I spoke, I couldn't help mouthing a load of crap about why he should vote Liberal Democrat in the General Election. This is dumb considering a) Oskar isn't old enough to vote b) he lives in Sweden, not the UK. c) I don't know anything about Lib Dem politics d) I don't vote Liberal Democrat anyway. He listened patiently but was getting bored (so was I). so he said lets each tell a ghost story. He told me one and it was scarey, can't remember details anyway. It was my turn and all that would come out of my mouth was more Lib Dem politics. He said let's tell jokes. He told me a funny one then said it was my turn. Again all that would come out of my dumb head was more politics. Oskar seemed very fed up and I couldn't blame him or explain why I was doing it. He turned over and said I'm going to sleep I was still awake. The only connection with SML/FA is I thought I bet Agnes would be really interested in all this political shit. I fell asleep (in my dream). The End.

[Ian]

I think you're both off your meds!



Can I have some of what you're not having?

[fish]

I think you're both off your meds!

I dreamed I had a plague of religious nuts at my door trying to convert me into whatever they thought was right, and all I could think of was I've got to get them to fuck off before Rebecka gets here.

That's it. All I remember of the dream.

I didn't say it was a good dream did I?
Mean to say.

[Ian]

To be fair, Rebecka coming around is not normally an essential excuse to tell those people to fuck off.

[fish]

Found this one titled "Agnes' dream".



Sweet.

[Ian]

Very cool.

Though I think that may have been one of my dreams, in truth.

[fish]

I have these vague recollections of a dream from last night.

I had travelled to Sweden to interview Alex and during the course of that interview I asked her if she was still in touch with Rebecka as I would like to talk to her as well.

She said she was.
She arranged it.
I met Rebecka.
I woke up.


Still, two for the price of one isn't too bad, I suppose.

[Ian]

Lucky git.

Funny - for some odd reason, whenever one of them does turn up in my dreams (and I can remember it), it always seems to be Alex.

[fish]

Now help me out here.

Is this a complaint because Alex appears in your dreams

[Ian]

lol No, not at all! It's just a bit weird that it's never Rebecka!


I suppose she's too busy being a Doctor an' all.

[snaps]

OMFG! The Big One! Very complicated but would make a good story in its own right. It ended up with me and Bex in a errr compromising position while acting in a film together. some things you don't need too act too much I'll spare any more blushes by not going into the gory detail. Just saying I was impressed with how fit Bex was, not an ounce of flab (from pounding those hospital wards - I guessed she was keeping up with horse riding too), silky smooth skin and the cutest butt. Phew! I woke up in a HOT sweat at 2.22 am precisely.

[Ian]

You jammy bitch.













Sorry.

[fish]

...silky smooth skin and the cutest butt. ...

Sounds like my kind of woman.
Then again one of the grannies chasing Ian sounds OK to me too.

I just hope you're going to write it up and post it here is all.



Oh, before I forget.

You jammy bitch.