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Postby snaps » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:19 pm

Bless you! :D Have a couple of stable girls warm the bed up for me as well. ^O^
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Postby fish » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:40 pm

snaps wrote:Bless you! :D Have a couple of stable girls warm the bed up for me as well. ^O^

Already in hand. (So to speak). :oops:
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Postby snaps » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:14 pm

Steady now. Stable girls can be a bit wild and rough. :shock: Make sure they don't take you for a ride. :twisted: As Confuscius said ''He who rides tiger should expect tricky journey''. :wink:
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Postby fish » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:58 am

snaps wrote:Steady now. Stable girls can be a bit wild and rough. :wink:

You're saying that like it's a bad thing. *:)* :twisted:
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Postby snaps » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:36 pm

Caveat Canem! don't say I didn't warn you! :lol: I should send you over Lambrusco, the one we call ''Bubbles". She would put you through your paces very thoroughly, but is a bit heavy-handed in use of the lunge whip, meh heh heh :twisted:
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Postby fish » Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:06 am

:N (Hurriedly looks for emoticons for "fear", "terror", even "trepidation" would do. Fails miserably again.) (Goes crazy instead.) :T

Sounds like my kind of woman, if only she was a little more simian and a little less equine. :shock:
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Postby snaps » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:00 pm

Poor Lambrusco :( At least her mother >>>>> *:)* had a sense of humor, but imagine being a kid named after the drink you were conceived on. Her knuckles do indeed graze the ground so she is semi-semian :twisted: After a thorough shave and waxing she scrubs up quite presentably :wink:
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Postby fish » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:27 pm

snaps wrote:Poor Lambrusco :( At least her mother >>>>> *:)* had a sense of humor, but imagine being a kid named after the drink you were conceived on. Her knuckles do indeed graze the ground so she is semi-semian :twisted: After a thorough shave and waxing she scrubs up quite presentably :wink:

Sounds wonderful. Is she one of the three? :roll:
And the waxing. :)P I must know more about the waxing. :)P
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Postby snaps » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:04 pm

Bubbles is indeed one of the three gorgons for the price of one. :wink:

I will spare you details of the waxing. I do hope you are not eating as you read this :) Suffice to say I start with her shoulder blades and work downwards. The trickiest bit is negotiating a Flymo hover mower round her armpits. :twisted:
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Postby fish » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:51 am

Now I know you're being silly. You'll never get the Flymo there, you need to use an Ozito. :roll:
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Postby snaps » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:15 pm

I had to look that one up, but yeh you're pretty close _O^ Of course as you descend into the fertile jungle delta a flame-thrower and machete are required :Y
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Postby fish » Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:22 am

:shock: That's probably a little more information than I needed just now. :shock:
It think my breakfast coffee is coming back for a revisit. Hey, is that you on the phone... Ralph. :r
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Postby snaps » Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:17 pm

I shall keep my thoughts to myself then and wrap it up in a nice little story called The Forbidden Forest of Lambrusco, a tantalising tale of intrepid explorers and their attempts to penetrate the steamy jungle depths in search of the Magic Cave of delicious delights. :wink:
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Postby fish » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:51 am

No really, I was only kidding. Wasn't that a movie or something, Lambrusco's Heavenly Delights? Can't I take this adventure with you? :Y ^O^

By the way, since you last spoke to her, Moa has been a little rambunctious. She's been listening to Rammstein and going down to the Ramsgate Hotel for long lunches. What on earth did you say to her?
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Postby snaps » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:23 pm

Moa has been ringing me up in the middle of the night. I think you upset her with your remarks about her being mutton dressed as lamb. I don't speak Sheepish so I don't understand too good, but I did catch the word ''baaaah - stard" . Anyhow she's moving on in her career and is aiming to become Miss Australia. She's planning to wear her wool in mini-dreadlocks and do drugs. She's gotten herself agent now called Shaun Lamb who has promised her a part in a remake of Rambo, but so far she hasn't got up from the casting couch, she just loves it there. :wink:
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