Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby snaps » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:55 pm

DMt. wrote:"I left the bowl on the floor by your head, cherie, if you need it..."
Some fiendish cocktail/s, no doubt - "three measures of cognac, one of Blackfriars gin, two of golden rum, double shot of grenadine, half-pint of champagne, and 30ml nitro-glycerine"

She had to find out the hard way about the dangers of :oops: eeeer.... alcohol sometime.

MINI-FF

Marie at home with invisible parents.

Marie: Mama, Papa, I have a confession to make.
Marie's Papa: Huh uh, je ne c'est pas?
Marie's Mama: SSSSSShh its 'France has got talent on TV''
Marie: I have done something really bad.
Marie's Papa: Did you rob a bank? We could use the money :lol:
Marie: Non. It's worse than that.
Marie's Papa: What could be worse than that?
Marie's Mama to Papa:(whispered): Glad we only had the one.
Marie: Je suis une lesbisk.
Marie's Papa: Why the fuck have you suddenly started talking in Swedish?
Marie: I dunno.
Marie's Mama: So what is the fucking problem?
Marie: I am in lurve. With another girl.
Marie's Mama: well just so long it's not that stuck-up biatch Floriane, from the synchro-swimming group it's not a problem.
Marie: Non. :oops:
Marie's Papa: SSSSSShh, the Eurolottery numbers are coming up.
Marie: Snapsie-Won-Kenobi, I appeal to you. Beam me up tonite. :oops: :shock: :?
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby DMt. » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:37 am

Love that snapsian improv!

Lots of the deeply Marie-smitten, and some serious Floriane-explainers, here;

http://www.afterellen-q5.mtvi.com/movies/2008/4/waterlilies?page=0,1


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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby fish » Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:56 am

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Possibly worth being beamed up for Pauline. :)P *:)*
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby DMt. » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:09 pm

She so rock'n'roll...mwah
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby fish » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:28 am

As you implied in the WL topic, Pauline is less of a "conventional" beauty but her sultry intensity gives her a much more interesting beauty of her own.

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*:)* :)P
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby DMt. » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:55 am

I grow increasingly curious about what my affection for these characters [Marie, Agnes, Eli] is trying to tell me. I guess a Jungian would say I'm projecting my own Anima qualities onto them [but even then, the projection requires a viable image to hook onto].

Granted freely that there is something slightly ludicrous, or even suspect, about a late-middle-aged man mooning over fifteen-year-old girls [or 12, in Lina L's case], I'm easy in myself that it's all ok, that there is something I need to know about myself that they represent.

Hmmm. They're all kind of passionate, but also reserved. They all exhibit a courageous and upfront woundedness, and have a certain pathos [well, maybe Agnes not quite so much]. They're all girls [or presenting as, in eLina's case], so it's a feminine, Anima, Lunar thing. They're all pretty tough, and smart. They're all highly individual, and all extremely, if unconventionally, beautiful.

I'm liking this exercise more and more.
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby fish » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:27 am

DMt. wrote:...They're all pretty tough, and smart. They're all highly individual, and all extremely, if unconventionally, beautiful...

I think that about sums up my feelings too.
Maybe I'm just a romantic at heart. *:)* *:)* *:)*

(In a very platonic way, of course. :oops: :lol: )


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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby Ian » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:01 am

Yeah, right. :P :lol:
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby snaps » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:03 pm

MINI-FF

MARIE: We need to talk.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: ‘bout what? The state of the economy?
MARIE: I’m sorry. There’s no easy way to say this.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: So make my day. It’s no fun fapping around a fishtank.
MARIE: I’m not in love with you any more.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: *sighs* Rejection. The Story of My life.
MARIE: It’s just that …. I am in lurve with another.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: Another what?
MARIE: A sentient being who is now my universe. You must make space for her.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: Jeeez. You’re not getting a pirhana fish to share my tank?
MARIE: It’s worse than that.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: Don’t tell me you’ve fallen for a cockatoo?
MARIE: I’ve told you before. I’m lesbisk.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: Well chance would be a fine thing for me.
MARIE: You’re no fun in the bath anymore. I need a synchro swimmer.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: I’m not fussy. Terrapins don’t play mind games.
MARIE: I’ve outgrown you. I’m sick of your childish crap.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: Fnaaar fnaaar! So says Mrs No-boobs.

*Marie plucks Tomi out of his tank and plops him into the loo bowl*

TOMI THE TERRAPIN: Is THIS my new home?
MARIE: Non. This is farewell.
TOMI THE TERRAPIN: Don’t you mean au revoir?
MARIE: Non. I mean adieu. *presses FLUSH*
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby DMt. » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:36 pm

*
Methinks that Mistrefs SNAPPIA's latest Bagatelle doth bode Ill for some young Rapfcallion or Flippertygibbet, doubtlefs one who even now thinketh themself as Well-Ensconc'd as the haplefs Amphibian in her wry tale of the Sapphic Nymphet MARIE.
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby fish » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:30 am

Yair.
What he faid. :roll: :lol:


snaps wrote:...TOMI THE TERRAPIN: Don’t tell me you’ve fallen for a cockatoo?
MARIE: I’ve told you before. I’m lesbisk...

Kind of reminds me of the young woman being examined by her gyno.
Referred to her ovaries as her aviaries.

The rest of the ftory is bleedin' obvious. :oops: :lol:
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby fish » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:11 am

On a more cerebral level. O-)

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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby DMt. » Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:05 pm

A dolorous shot, indeed. God, I hope Lars von Trier doesn't take a fancy to her! It'd be worse than Dancer in the Dark! :shock:

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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby katka » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:59 pm

Dance in dark is very depressive film :(
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Re: Pauline Acquart - Retenez Son Nom

Postby DMt. » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:43 pm

katka wrote:Dance in dark is very depressive film :(


Yes, a savage, even sadistic exercise in pathos.

Bjork 'fell in love' with the character, she said, and I believe her, too.
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