Let The Right One In

[DMt.]

Oh...uhh...something to do with the short-term...er, did I make that tea? What did I come in here for?

[DMt.]

Who are all you people, anyway? Are you friendly?

[fish]

Only when we need to feed.

[DMt.]

Oh, is it dinnertime? Good, I'm starving.

[fish]

Then you can be guest of honour at our "special" roast.

[DMt.]

A 'Barbie'...?

But...I'm a bit old for dolls, really...

Though I remember a stuffed panda, when I was little...I loved that panda, you know.

[fish]

Don't know about any panda, but you might be more "drained" than "stuffed" after the feast.

[DMt.]

Trained? Oh no, I don't need any training to eat...I learned it years ago. Why, I could probably do it in my sleep...

[fish]

Trained? ...

Wun of us nut spellng se gud.

[snaps]

Vampire Drama ‘Let The Right One In’ Gets TNT Pilot Order, Tomorrow Studios EPs

WRONG WRONGWRONG WRONG JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!

http://deadline.com/2016/08/let-the-right-one-vampire-drama-tnt-pilot-order-tomorrow-studios-jeff-davis-1201810182/

This one is being made by the same people working on "Claws" ; 'a dramedy set in a Florida nail salon' ... Eli has just read the draft script

[fish]

WRONG WRONGWRONG WRONG JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!

You know how it goes.
Throw a heap of cash around.
Butcher the story beyond recognition.
Milk it for all the money you can.
Spoil the original for everyone forever.

Have they no writers of talent of their own?

I'm going to ignore it and lock myself in my tiny cell so I can watch the original as much as I want.

[Ian]

There's no end to their abilities. They can ruin everything.

[DMt.]

The hell with TV anyway. Their contempt for the people who consume the crap they make is only very thinly veiled.