So what's your excuse today?

[Ian]

What a pair of idiots.

[fish]

Yeah.
Probably due for quite a severe slap on the wrist if the current state of the judiciary has its way.

Conditions in Qld seem to be getting worse towards the end of the week.
Fire crews from all states and from New Zealand are now helping fight over 50 (I believe) fires across the whole state.
It's all a long way from under control yet.

What's happening around your neck of the woods Ian?

[Ian]

Not a lot, thankfully.
I think we had enough with the monsoon for one year!

[Santi]

In Australia it looks like the United States.
Everything he does is great.
The good and bad.

[fish]

...The good and bad.

Things can seem to happen on a grand scale simply due to the size of the country.
But these fires are so widespread that it's very worrying because of the lack of rain in so much of the country.

I can only hope that my part in South Australia is spared this summer.

[fish]

No chance to visit yesterday, big weekend with family.

Not even time to check Ian's fridge magnets.

[Santi]

Show us an Ian's fridge magnets

[fish]

...Ian's fridge magnets

I wasn't sure what he had at the moment, so I sent my spies out to check up on him.
And this was the result......
Do I detect a theme here?

[Santi]

I think he is becoming a hot grandpa!

[fish]

...hot grandpa...

Ian claims he only buys Sukebe for the articles.


https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=sukebe
Japanese for Pervert or Dirty Old Man, perjorative, but sometimes used in a joking way.

[Ian]

How did you get in my house??!!?!?

[fish]

I see locked doors as a challenge, not a barrier.

[Santi]

or maybe there was a magnet at the house door

[fish]

...maybe there was a magnet at the house...

Well, I heard that Ian's a bit of a chick magnet.
Does that count?

[fish]

...https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=sukebe
Japanese for Pervert or Dirty Old Man, perjorative, but sometimes used in a joking way....

I had to go and renew my subscription didn't I?