What Made You Smile Today?

[Ian]

I'll take a snoggle or a snuddle or anything else that's on offer, snaps.

[fish]

Oi!
Get a room you two.

[Ian]

I'm free Tuesday.

[snaps]

your place or mine?

[Ian]

fish's?

[fish]

The one with all the cameras and mirrors is free at the moment.

[Ian]

I've got a new writing gig! And, frankly, I'm astonished, because I thought I'd stuffed up the 'sample article' they wanted me to do entirely (it was about - uh - the wiring for the tracks of model railway trains. No, really . Couldn't understand a bloody word of the research they sent me, and rewrote it not understanding a bloody thing. May as well have been rewriting Swedish. Yet somehow I got the frickin' job! )

[fish]

:shock:
.... I'm astonished,....

...not understanding a bloody thing.

You're astonished. We're gobsmacked.

But then you have all the qualifications for upper management.

[snaps]

Yay for Ian!! Fame at last Today it may be ''the wiring for the tracks of model railway trains''' but tomoorow it may be scriptwriting for Dr Who!

Anyway he didn't take me up on my offer clearly thinks he's too cool for me now

[Ian]

Well, I did suggest fish's place, but then he got all weird.

[fish]

Naaa.
He was all weird long before this.

[Ian]

News that Red Dwarf is coming back for a full 6 episode (at least) series in 2010!

[snaps]

News that Red Dwarf is coming back for a full 6 episode (at least) series in 2010!

They'd better break out the photon zimmer frames then

[Ian]

LOL You know they did a special this year, snaps? They look remarkably well preserved, it must be said!



Kryten especially hasn't changed a bit.

[snaps]

LOL You know they did a special this year, snaps? They look remarkably well preserved, it must be said!
Kryten especially hasn't changed a bit.

Kryten must be due for an oil change and a 10,000 mile service and tyre change on his rubbery lips though!