What Made You Smile Today?

[fish]

...It's a bit crap, I agree.

What time/channel next week?

Pay tv channel UKTV are having a "Two days of the Doctor" on the 22nd & 23rd November featuring episodes from the fifty years.
Rupert usually does this kind of stuff pretty badly but who knows, maybe he'll excel himself this time.

[Ian]

It's on Sunday on ABC at 6:50 am (simulcast with the UK Saturday evening broadcast). For those of us who can't be bothered to get out of bed, it's shown again Sunday evening at 7:30, followed straight away at 8:45 by the docudrama An Adventure In Space and Time, which dramatizes the beginning of the series in 1963 and William Hartnell's Doctor (Hartnell played by David Bradley (the 'orrible school caretaker from the Harry Potter films)).

[fish]

Sounds like another weight going on my hard drive.

I had a feeling when I got it I should have opted for the 1 terabyte model instead of the mere 500gig.

[Ian]

A typical YouTube comments exchange gets a dramatic re-enactment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MxrWuE5qC5c

[DMt.]

I enjoyed that as much as the 'sugar high version' of Legolas by Laura, perhaps more, for the Shakesperian gravitas of the delivery...

[Dahls]

That was hilarious.

There is more of them too.
I liked the one where a spammer comes in and interups, to tell about "how to make loads of money on working online" or something.
They just ignore him of course.

[fish]

That was so funny.
I'll have to check out a few more of them.

[Ian]

I nearly choked I was laughing so hard at them last night.

[Ian]

Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous. Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male,
Who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with
Lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there was no one around' he stated.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching sheriff's car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor
approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Deputy Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin.'

Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence...

'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: "A pumpkin? Shit ... is it midnight already?"

The court (and the judge) could not contain their laughter. Lawrence was found guilty only of public intoxication, fined $10. and sent on his way.

The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as "The best come-back line ever."

[Dahls]

That line must have saved him from a stricter punishment, deservingly so.

[fish]

...Shit ... is it midnight already?"...

[snaps]

Hi guys, haven’t posted in a while, I just wanted to share this with you and wish you best seasonal greetings  I know you are not into androgynous boys like YOHIO. We have often talked about a SML sequel. In reality we know that is not possible, but is it? It would require different actors etc. >.< This is YOHIO’s cousin, Saga. This is from literally two years ago. A fun video, like she has posted onto Youtube over the last two years. Zaga has ‘filled-out’ over the last two years. I think she would be a perfect ‘Elin’ Now all we need to find is the current ‘Agnes’ ?

Saga performing the song ‘Viljan’ by Stiftelsen. Filmed December 2011,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ssPaNzfrEI

[fish]

Must be a hell of a hangover you're suffering Snapsie.

As I said in the PM, the pic needs re-posting along with the link.

Saga is very cute, though possibly a bit too young for "Elin", but if as you say she's "filled out" in the last couple of years she might be ideal for the new FÅ2.
But who do we get to play Agnes?
We're a decade too early for Vera but there's probably one or two other beautiful Swedes we haven't seen yet.

[Ian]

Sacrilege!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fish]

Have a great Christmas everyone.

I expect to be here tomorrow but might be missing for a couple of days after that.
(Trying to wear off the excesses probably.)


And yes, that's an actual cake.