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by **DMt.** » Sat May 09, 2015 10:50 am

*****

I had a dream about Miley Cyrus,
Miley Cyrus was in my dream;
She was a kind of wild I recognise,
Only seven times more extreme.

She was sweet, she was really friendly,
Cute as a button and smart as a whip;
The way she talked was so real, untrendy,
She was devastatingly hip.

Quite un-phased by my urban neighbourhood,
Miley made herself right at home;
Rocked the block with her feisty attitude,
Everyone liked her and wanted some.

Both the girls and the boys adored her,
You could see that she liked them too;
How you wanted to act toward her
Was the way that she talked to you.

Why she liked me I couldn't fathom,
Being nearly three times her age;
And she teased me, the little madam,
But she didn't provoke my rage.

She'd abandoned her normal minder,
Swore she wanted to be right here;
She was beautiful, what a blinder,
For some reason I had her ear.

I was trying to not be crazy,
I was trying to be a friend;
She was sensual, stoned and lazy,
I was hoping this wouldn't end.

She was saying of a girl who liked me,
"If you want, there's a welcome there";
But I only had eyes for Miley,
Smoking dope while we drank our beer.

When we started to get too shit-faced,
I got Miley across my back;
Carried her up the stairs to my place,
Hoped to not have a heart attack.

by **snaps** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:43 pm

Great lyrics Dave! *:)*

A sort-of anti-dote to all the Eurovision candy-floss blubblegum

You should deffo be invited to write the lyrics for next years Australia entry into the soft underbelly of Europe. Ooooooh Matron! :shock:

by **DMt.** » Mon May 25, 2015 10:44 pm

Most kind, Mlle. Z; praise from a fellow writer is the best sort.

It's practically a diary entry, a way to remember the dream and share it, so it was really easy to write.

Tell you what, put some chords to it and give it a tune, we'll share the credits :mrgreen:

by **fish** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:45 am

snaps wrote:Great lyrics Dave!

Didn't Guy Sebastian sing this in Eurovision?

by **DMt.** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:51 am

- shortly before being dragged away by burly security men...?

by **snaps** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:39 pm

Following Australia's very creditable performance in Eurovision Song Contest 2015, the decision has been made to relocate Australia to Scandinavia :shock:

It will be towed away and relocated somewhere between Iceland and Norway

A bit chilly, but within hopping-distance of Sweden *:)*