What Made You Smile Today?

[Ian]

It's really been a big day for you hasn't it?

You should have seen what I was like before I got a computer.

[snaps]

If you are feeling down like I am frequently these days and a large mug of O'boy and a session with 'wil wabbit simply isn't enough, you should check out: Sweden's News in English ;

http://www.thelocal.se/

Where else are you going to get headline stories like:

'Coldplay con man' caught in Stockholm
H&M hands out free panties to promote new lingerie line
December in Sweden: From candle-head girls to jellied veal
Members flee Church of Sweden in droves
Swedish 'milkman' loses breastfeeding battle
(looks like someone I know )
Elk, not husband, killed Swedish woman: police
Stockholm suffers nearly sunless November

[Ian]

Oh, those wacky Swedes.

[fish]

I thought the article on "Sweden and the art of standing in line" was magnificent.

But surely it was plagiarised from an English paper.
I mean aren't the Poms masters of the art of standing in line?

[Ian]

You're thinking of lying down, fishy.


Anyway... what made me smile today...


... finally buying Manana!

[Agnes&Elin Forever!]

That guy on the photo sure looks like a genuine Swede

Like UK, Sweden have a lot of immigrants from countries far away you know

[snaps]

That guy on the photo sure looks like a genuine Swede

Like UK, Sweden have a lot of immigrants from countries far away you know

His name is Ragnar Bengtsson. That sounds pretty Swedish to me y'know, like errr Magnus
Anyway I'm an immigrant. No-one much falls out with Canucks because we are so boring

[Agnes&Elin Forever!]

His name is Ragnar Bengtsson.

Ok, I thought he was pakistani or something

[snaps]

Ok, I thought he was pakistani or something

A comment like that in the city nearest to me could get you a heavy fine, not to mention a good kicking! Anyway back on topic, what made me smile today? errrrr (desperately trying to think of anything without racial connotations) mmm'kay. In the uber middle class town of Melton Mowbray, near me, England. Populated mainly by wealthy widows of deceased army colonels and captains of industry. A group of acidic elderly ladies are having their regular lunch date in the town's swishest hotel. The Maitre d' approaches their table and enquires ''Is ANYTHING right today?''

boomboom! It's the way I tell'em

[fish]

Found a facebook page for sufferers of Anatidaephobia.

The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.





It's a scary world out there.

[snaps]

fuckaduck! they are scarey Coulrophobia is fear of clowns. Now whyever would that be?

[fish]

You wanna know scary?

These are the clowns running all the big banks. That's really scary.

[Ian]

They run the government too, you know. And the mainstream media.

[Ian]

Manana has been posted. Next week hopefully!

[fish]

Excellent.
From what part of the planet is is coming?