New Year Resolutions

[snaps]

Stop pretending the internet is a healthy substitute for life.
Stop pretending life is a healthy substitute for the internet.
Carry on being ‘concerned’ to shitty people even though it doesn’t work.
Carry on being shitty to ‘concerned’ people even though it doesn’t work.
Carry on being idealistic about issues that really concern me.
Stop feigning concern over issues that really don’t interest me.
Be prepared to get violent with people who piss me off big time.
Try to live with myself better, though even I don’t like me that much.
Give up writing pointless fanfiction, have faith in my own work.
Give up pointless faith in my own work, do something different.
Learn yet another foreign language for a country I will never visit.
Stop eating food that I am personally not prepared to hunt and kill.
Stop smoking anything that doesn’t have da weed in it.
Stop getting angry and cursing God. He doesn’t exist. It isn’t his fault.


That’ll do for now

[fish]

Ooh yes.
Can I borrow some of these?

Especially this one.

...Be prepared to get violent with people who piss me off big time...

Hope your Snaps falls into place Life.

[Ian]

I was going to resolve to be less apathetic about my life this year but.... eh.