Uh, Kristen Stewart

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Neat French/English KS fansite, lots of good content - dual En/Fr annotations, too, which [for me at least] is useful;

http://www.itsoktobeyou.org/

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Hey - Kristen!

Hi, DMt...


Why is swimming in muesli dangerous?
You can be dragged under by a strong currant.

Oh, man, that is SO bad...SO bad...

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Nice site, tons of stuff.
Thanks for that.

...You can be dragged under by a strong currant...

Ever thought of going back to poetry?

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I never left...

That sparkly dress [or top] is so deep-space/TNO...it really suits her, no?

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*KS*

Turns out the birthday chart for l'Acquart Glorieuse also has major TNO factors, ie a Moon/TNO opposition making a T-square to the Sun.

Now both PAB and *KS* exhibit a rare, compelling force, and a slightly scary emotional depth, do they not? To me at least, when they are onscreen they silently dominate the frame.

*KS* birth data, including the crucial birth time, is public domain, thank Heaven; but repeated pleas for PAB to release hers have so far not been uh approved...


One gathers Kristen doesn't much enjoy the KStew bit, so I propose *KS* ... star-kiss-star.

...or uh just KS, then. Fine.

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The Sun of l'Acquart Glorieuse has Centaurs on each shoulder,
One of them is called Chiron and the other one called Pholus;
Both she and *Kristen Stewart* have Sun-Moon-TNO pix,
Which really could be called a quite impressive bag of tricks.

[fish]

Kristen checks to see if that's a centaur on her left shoulder....



Phew!
Only hair.

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Centaur, of course, here refers to Solar System bodies operating a good deal closer than the Trans-Neptunian Object [TNO]'s such as, say, TD10, but still pretty 'wild' in their orbital patterns, not to any bleedin' big horse-person.

Looks like someone's borrowed Acquart's flapper eyelashes! I now think of long hair worn on one side like that as a "Kristen Stewart", and have been wearing my own grey locks in the same way, in tribute. I expected public ridicule and hostility, but oddly enough they don't seem too bothered [so far at least].

Thank Heaven for *KS* - and Lord of the Rings!

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Speaking of ridicule and hostility,

let us not do a maturity based on age thing here. because his fan segment who still can't seem to get over kristen is known for their dedicated trolls who contact her family, friends and co-workers with harassing/threatening comments. while constantly doing this harassing they resort to the use of homophobic slurs, slut shaming and many other ways of offensive tactics like contacting tabloids with made up stories.

Whoa! Evil!

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...Whoa! Evil!

What a shocker.
I'm glad Ian is at the barricades keeping them out of here.

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Oh no, no; these aren't your usual L Chat posters, that was my mistake too [see earlier in the thread]; apparently they are mostly older women, 'the golden girls' of Twiglet as someone else called them, who hatehatehate *KS* because she has ruined the perfect BellEdward romantic image they paid good money for...

Gimme a break!

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According to the Hollywood Reporter, Twiglet's global gross earnings is $3.3billion...

A measure, perhaps, of how much we still want to believe in an eternal, unconditional and rather unhealthy sort of love.

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That's billion with a B
What a ridiculous amount of money.

I hope Kristen got her fair share.

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Her personal fortune is estimated at $60 million [by Forbes] which, although a nice chunk by any standard, is...is...umm...
60,000,000/3,300,000,000...erm...6/330...2/110...uhh...about 1.8% of the gross.

Reminds me of those old record company breakdowns [that would show the muso getting a comparably small slice of the pie].

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...60,000,000/3,300,000,000...erm...6/330...2/110...uhh...about 1.8% of the gross...

OMG. I thought I was back at w*rk again for a second.

Still I suppose 1.8% of the gross is a pretty reasonable reward compared with most of the others in the show.



I heard a rumour that Ian only gets about 1.8% of the gross earnings of the Forum.
Which would amount to a pretty penny if you ask me.