Corona virus

[Santi]

I am reading news that in Australia the Indian virus is hurting you. Is true?

[Ian]

It's not going very well in New South Wales, that's for sure...

[Santi]

This is a great madness.
The countries that did very well in the beginning are now wrong and vice versa.
You can't plan your life until next week.

[fish]

If only we had a competent federal government.

Didn't order enough vaccines.
Didn't construct enough quarantine accommodation.
Didn't provide enough support for the positive cases.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Santi]

The problem is that we are governed by politicians and it should be the doctors.

[Santi]

The neighborgirl told me that in the North you are locked.
Ian, can let you leave the house?

[Ian]

No, it's not like that here. Not yet anyway...

[Santi]

Well, I understand that the ugly should be confined at home for a few hours.

[fish]

...the ugly should be confined at home...

Santi condemns Fish to a life of lockdowns.
What a mean person he is.

[Ian]

I'm never sure if it's lost in translation or actually kidding.

[Santi]

When he looks in the mirror he will discover the difference betwen real or joke.
Ian, What do you think about this?

[Ian]

I think I'll be free forever.

[Santi]

This is the year of the mirror .

I think, We must will do an ugly's contest.

[fish]

Oh dear!
Sorry guys, I meant to put my knickers out of sight once I'd made myself "more comfortable".

[Ian]

Yikes. Santi has let himself go.