Pope Benedict, electric milk floats, Gordon Brown, Scottish politicians, politicians in general, cyclists, crap rap, rap crap, gangsta rap, gangstas, mindless violence, Quebecois, English football, football hooligans, religious fanatics and dogmatists, hooligans, corrupt cops, dumb cops, not being good at learning foreign languages, homophobes, heights, weapons of mass destruction, personal debt, world debt, coriander, fashionista fascists, feminazis, other nazis, goody-goody greenboots, stepmothers, Big brother, little brothers, television in general, work, computers that don’t work, layabouts (except me), kids that pretend to be Jamaican ‘no’ wha’ I is sayin’ mon, jerks, creeps, bankers, bubblegum, bubbleheads, Barbie dolls (plastic and human), hospital corridors, smell of disinfectant, IT talk, car talk, terrorists, ants, insects in general, nightmares, anyone called Nigel on principle, psychotherapists, psychotherapists called Nigel in particular, anyone who pronounces golf as ‘goff’, people who unreasonably disagree with me, unreasonable people who agree with me ………………..….. I could go on