This one may be more to your sophisticated taste
MAD HALF-BREED COMMIE LESBIAN VAMPIRE DRILLER KILLERS ON ACID
Let’s go and make a movie and make it a really big deal
Let’s go make loads of money so it really is a steal
Who cares about the plot we’ll make it as we go along
Just take the piss out of every minority that’s going
I’ll rip the script off Lukas just cut and paste and mix
Let’s film it in your bedroom and edit with your puter tricks
We’ll be the actors and I’ll direct and make you into a star
We’ll do the soundtrack too on your kazoo and my guitar
We’ll dope your granny’s tea and then we’ll use her as the corpse
And cast your little brother and your pet dog as well of course
You make animation monsters out of purple plasticene
And I’ll make sure their breeding tackle really looks obscene
Let’s make it controversial so it easily gets banned
Then everyone will protest and want to see it on demand
We’ll win all the major prizes: guldbagge, oscars, and the baftas
Cry and make stupid speeches and get howled at with laughter
All the international festivals and run off with the award
Even though we haven’t won it we’ll just steal it as reward
Don’t forget we need to plan the sequels and franchising
I can make the dolls and make a killing on merchandising
We’ll live in mansions and drive around in really flashy motors
Keep getting married and divorced so we can sell the photos
So throw away your homework and get your digi camera out
Fame calls us from afar to the creative artist’s life no doubt.